Meet Talia, priestess of Inanna, goddess of love and war! By day, she tends to offerings for lovers and warriors alike, but by night? She’s Babylon’s best source of secrets and scandals that travel faster than the Tigris River.
Talia’s whispers keep everyone entertained. Here’s a taste of her latest tidbits:
“Did you hear about Nabur, that new recruit? Fell asleep during temple watch, poor thing, and the goats chewed his sandals to ribbons before he even knew it. You’d think they were under orders from Marduk himself!”
“Oh, and it seems Ammur, the elephant keeper, has a few more mouths to feed than usual. Rumor has it he’s smuggled in… a giraffe, and even some exotic ‘water birds’ from beyond the sea! Imagine the palace gardens turning into an animal parade!”
But the real buzz?
When Talia has the latest, Holofitters will be the first to know. Stay tuned and keep those ears open!
